I’m pretty sure if the girls were the main characters of Problem Sleuth they would have gotten twice as far in half the panels
In which a cerulean mediviscerator is assigned to rein in an obsessive cobalt investerrogator but instead joins his crusade to uncover the truth behind assorted unexplained phenomena including the disappearance of his wigglerhood moirail; they follow a trail of culled side characters to uncover a conspiracy involving the cobalt’s Ancestor, many trolls of even higher blood, and an almost undetectable infiltration by repulsive and unnaturally sophisticated aliens. Meanwhile the cobalt and cerulean attempt to maintain the integrity of their moirallegiance, but eventually fall into pale-flushed vacillation, and the cobalt embarks on a kismesissitude with a mysterious midblood assassin. Includes grotesque alien biology, traitorous highbloods, and obscene experimentation on virgin mother grubs.
Vaguely moldy smoke currently being smoked
OH BOY HERE WE GO
[5:02:01 PM] A Perfect Example of Uselessness: I am a fucking crucible of bad ideas
[5:02:30 PM] A Perfect Example of Uselessness: boiling over and splattering halpless passers-by with my vehement casual intolerance of my own physical form