halfpricehorsemask:

Welcome to the internet!

entropic-introspection:

I’m pretty sure if the girls were the main characters of Problem Sleuth they would have gotten twice as far in half the panels

(via beepony)

The X-Files

trollflix:

In which a cerulean mediviscerator is assigned to rein in an obsessive cobalt investerrogator but instead joins his crusade to uncover the truth behind assorted unexplained phenomena including the disappearance of his wigglerhood moirail; they follow a trail of culled side characters to uncover a conspiracy involving the cobalt’s Ancestor, many trolls of even higher blood, and an almost undetectable infiltration by repulsive and unnaturally sophisticated aliens. Meanwhile the cobalt and cerulean attempt to maintain the integrity of their moirallegiance, but eventually fall into pale-flushed vacillation, and the cobalt embarks on a kismesissitude with a mysterious midblood assassin. Includes grotesque alien biology, traitorous highbloods, and obscene experimentation on virgin mother grubs.

(via chezmyki)

Casually digs my own grave

Vaguely moldy smoke currently being smoked

OH BOY HERE WE GO

[5:02:01 PM] A Perfect Example of Uselessness: I am a fucking crucible of bad ideas
[5:02:30 PM] A Perfect Example of Uselessness: boiling over and splattering halpless passers-by with my vehement casual intolerance of my own physical form

libraryjournal:

dragonmaw:

thatmurderousasshole:

i-come-by-it-honestly:

John Scalzi gets it.

John Scalzi is my favorite human being

"Nip that crap in the bud, gentleman. You can do it."

(via here-lies-andy)

isaia:

blackpowerisforblackmen:

Lupita was recently named the most beautiful by People’s Magazine, and some of their readers expressed their dissatisfaction with this decision  in the comment section. One reader even commented that Lupita didn’t deserve this title because she’s 100% black(she finds women unattractive if they’re 100% black). These comments made me think of the brilliant post made by radicalrebellion: 
White women (non-black women of color included in this as well) become offended and angry when a black woman (especially a dark skinned black woman like Lupita) is depicted as beautiful and worthy of appreciation because it jeopardizes their position as the epitome of beauty and womanhood. Black women are viewed as the antithesis of White beauty and womanhood, these white women are completely apathetic and silent when dark skinned Black women are portrayed as “ugly” and “unlovable” by the mainstream media because they benefit from this oppression. That’s why you never see white supermodels discussing racism and colorism in the fashion industry. However, these readers wouldn’t complain if it were light skinned black women like Halle Berry, Beyonce, or Rihanna (we all know why, hint: colorism). Anyway, congratulations to the ***flawless Lupita for being named the most beautiful!  

This is why this is important.

I was recently asked why I like her, by a casual acquaintance of mine IRL. He asked why I liked her and if I like her because she’s black.
I told him now. It’s her flawless cheekbones, enchanting smile and the confidence she exudes from every pore.
Seriously tho she’s amazing and she deserved this

isaia:

blackpowerisforblackmen:

Lupita was recently named the most beautiful by People’s Magazine, and some of their readers expressed their dissatisfaction with this decision  in the comment section. One reader even commented that Lupita didn’t deserve this title because she’s 100% black(she finds women unattractive if they’re 100% black). These comments made me think of the brilliant post made by radicalrebellion

White women (non-black women of color included in this as well) become offended and angry when a black woman (especially a dark skinned black woman like Lupita) is depicted as beautiful and worthy of appreciation because it jeopardizes their position as the epitome of beauty and womanhood. Black women are viewed as the antithesis of White beauty and womanhood, these white women are completely apathetic and silent when dark skinned Black women are portrayed as “ugly” and “unlovable” by the mainstream media because they benefit from this oppression. That’s why you never see white supermodels discussing racism and colorism in the fashion industry. However, these readers wouldn’t complain if it were light skinned black women like Halle Berry, Beyonce, or Rihanna (we all know why, hint: colorism). Anyway, congratulations to the ***flawless Lupita for being named the most beautiful!  

This is why this is important.

I was recently asked why I like her, by a casual acquaintance of mine IRL. He asked why I liked her and if I like her because she’s black.

I told him now. It’s her flawless cheekbones, enchanting smile and the confidence she exudes from every pore.

Seriously tho she’s amazing and she deserved this

(via bloodredflamia)

dreadelion:

everyone including me has drawn something like this of slick and sleuth at some point but i don’t care i’m reliving the fandom

ah yes
perfect

dreadelion:

everyone including me has drawn something like this of slick and sleuth at some point but i don’t care i’m reliving the fandom

ah yes

perfect

(via cocoscreamingwiththefelt)